[Halo] Whose Baby 2006 - The Pangalactic Reunion - Opening Registration

[Jan Havel]

Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and the
gorilla starts throwing barrels at you. And that's how __________________.
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Honorable scum of the galaxy, fellow space travellers, unknown life forms,
dearest ultimate players,
 
You all, among others, are cordially invited by Prague 7 to the reunion of the
weirdest beings of the universe that, by a lucky play of the fate, have
concentrated in our galaxy and, particularly, around the unforgettable planet
Earth. This once-in-a-lifetime event will be referred to using the codename
Whose Baby 2006 ['huuuz bejby' in local dialect].
 
Don't miss the unique opportunity to meet old friends and find new ones, learn
about customs on planets out of the Solar System and play the notoriously known
game with plastic transportation vehicles of the people of Omikron Persei 8 (no
one of us really believes that Discraft actually knows how to produce these,
right?).
 
Among highlights to be expected during the weekend of July 15-16 you should find
the ultimately friendly venue of Predboj field near Prague/CZ, which has been
rebuilt from a local soccer field of a 100-like-sized village into a supermodern
intergallactic transfer hub able to handle 1.5 billion passengers per day; a
newly designed concept of the dinner -- all-you-can-eat has been turned into
all-you-have-to-eat with a minimum eating quota set at 6.23 kg of pork per
person; a beerrace that will be adapted to fit all life forms not completely
unlike the human race; showers where all beings and genders will shower in a
mixed environment -- strictly, there won't be any discrimination in this
respect; and 12 groups of the most spirited beings to share the weekend with.
 
A significant portion of the weekend will be based on consumption of liquids.
Beer will be available in superabundance that will only be spoiled by expected
superconsumption by Endzonis, day and night. You can win a free voucher for a
shot of a selected liquid substance for the whole of your team by being the
first to complete the introductory sentence in this email.
 
Registration is open, three, two, one,... NOW! Go ahead and send an email to the
Prague 7 Administration Office at p7 at p7.cz or reply to me directly. Make sure to
bypass the spam filter by using the codename Whose Baby. 
 
Teams 'in' and 'waitlisted' will be announced by the end of May.
 
Jan & Prague 7
 
PS. Please note, that orders of the weekend special, the humans, have to be
placed one week in advance.
 
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SUMMARY:
 
What: Whose Baby 2006
By: Prague 7
Where: Prague (Predboj) - downtown shuttle service available almost for free
When: July 15-16
Format: outdoor ultimate, 12 teams, as mixed as possible
Fees: very low (expect 15-20 € including dinner)
Orders for humans: week in advance
 
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